Graphs and graph-processing have become increasingly important. This has led to an explosion in the development of graph-processing systems, each of which is evaluated relative to its predecessors. In the absence ofa large corpus of real-world graphs, synthetic generators provide an easy way to construct graphs of varying sizes. The most widely used generator is the Kronecker generator. Unfortunately, the Kronecker generator was not designed to produce graphs for benchmarking and when used in this fashion, it is problematic in two ways.First, the fraction of zero-degree vertices scales with the graph size, dramatically reducing the effective size of the connected graph. Second, the generator produces a vertex degree distribution not found in real world set-tings. We demonstrate these phenomena and present the Smooth Kronecker Generator, which remedies the vertex degree distribution problem without changing the statistical properties of the graph.